Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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