we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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