Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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