Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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