My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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