So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If I die, sorry about rent.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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