I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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