Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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