NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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