hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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