Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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