Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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