Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
