Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
then he tried to convert me to islam
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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