i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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