We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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