Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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