There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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