The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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