whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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