I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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