I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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