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(618): View more from Illinois

do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Are you okay?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.

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(305): View more from Florida

so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.

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(407): View more from Florida

I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that

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(330): View more from Ohio

Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.

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(805): View more from California

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

(1-805): View more from California

So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week

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