maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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