Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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