I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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