How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
