9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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