Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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