dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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