I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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