Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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