is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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