Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I checked into jail on foursquare
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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