ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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