It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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