There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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