i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
as a side note pls kill me
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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