So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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