Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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