he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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