I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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