Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
