can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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