I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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