Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Someone came in the potted fern
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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