I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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