No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize