It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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