these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Randomize
