As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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