even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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