She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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