he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I have feelings that need drinking.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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