Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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